BigMouth INC – Octopus Tentacles XL Pool Float

Age 8+

Move along bruh, this float is already octo-pied.

If only humans had this many arms – so many selfie angles! Until then, you’ll have to do the best with what ya got and live with an accidental-triple chin here and there. But when it comes to a day by the pool, this XL-sized octopus pool float gives you all the advantages of being an actual octopus – you can stretch out, bask in everyone’s awe, and change color – hopefully by virtue of a good tan, of course. It’s over 5 feet wide, letting you lounge around like the cephalopod you are (we’re not offended if you have to google it).

Inflates to approx L x W x H: 63 x 63 x 26 inches (160x160x67cm)